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Post subject: GLOBAL MONKEY
 Posted: Apr 20, 2004 - 05:59 AM
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Jiwa Dancer
Joined: Aug 26, 2003
Posts: 19
Location: Seattle WA
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This our beloved monkey Pickles. He has just returned from Betty Ford Center (rehab). Since his return home all Pickles does is pace his room swearing under his breath.
Pickles used to be Doctor. A handsome monkey he was very popular with the ladies, an accomplished chef and rhodes scholar (Dr.) Pickles held the world in the palm of his hand at the age of six Pickles graduated sigma cum laude from monkey medical school.With a small bank loan he set up Boise,s first monkey medical clinic. Heralded as a monkaterian and philanthropist Boise,s social elite welcomed Pickles to there ranks. And though the sun shone brightly on our Pickles its illumination was to be equally brief. A bad night in a borrowed porche with the underage daugter of the chief of surgery, Pickles was pulled over for wreckless driving the police report described Pickles as beligerant and in possession of several controlled substances. The arresting officer was quoted as saying " I was going to dismiss the whole thing until he hurled excrement at me crying monkey , monkey , your the monkey!!!"
Now all he does is smoke and watch soap operas. Here is a monkey desperatly seeking a new beginning.Wont you help him? We would like to send Pickles on a journey of self discovery. If you would like Pickles to come for a visit just sign up, when he arrives document your time together with a photograph and post it here. Then send him on to the next person on the list. Please keep Pickles sober you dont want that monkey on your back. We have attached a photo of Pickles he really is a nice monkey to have around.
Thank You,
Bella and Henry |
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Posted: Apr 20, 2004 - 04:56 PM
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Site Admin
Joined: Jul 14, 2002
Posts: 295
Location: 世界 Shijie
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Hi Bella sister of Amelie
Grooooooooovey idea!
Do I sign up here then?
Send him to me in Beijing. I'll probably be going to Qingdao in Shandong Province soon, if not I'll take a picture of him in Tian'anmen or the Summer Palace - some obvious Beijing landmark.
I'll send you my address in an email, or over a private message. Perhaps that's a good way for privacy purposes.
Cheers
Harun. |
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Posted: Apr 20, 2004 - 05:04 PM
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Jiwa Dancer
Joined: Aug 26, 2003
Posts: 19
Location: Seattle WA
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Yay Harun.
Pickles will be on a plane first thing and first class of course!
Hes really looking forward to meeting you. Just send me your address.
Love,
Bella |
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Posted: Apr 23, 2004 - 05:20 PM
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Site Admin
Joined: Apr 20, 2004
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Location: netherlands
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dear harun,
i've heard that pickles is on his way to see you. please can you tell him to stop by the netherlands after he sees you? i'll take him to go see the tulips and windmills.
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Posted: May 03, 2004 - 04:18 AM
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Site Admin
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Location: 世界 Shijie
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Here are photos of Pickles and I in Tian’anmen Square. I was feeling a tad self-conscious carrying a plastic bag and a stuffed sock monkey. I had every reason to be picked up for being NUTS.
We decided to give Mao Zedong’s mausoleum a miss - no dis to O Great Leader, more probably he now seeks to rest in peace.
This is Shittles, sorry Pickles and I, some way in front of the Gu Gong or the Forbidden City (south of Tian’anmen Square) with Mao’s Image adorning its entrance. Pickles had by this time become a bit lippy about the dull weather so I decided to stick a two-finger gun to his head to put him in his place.
A bit of Monkey Abuse later this is Pickles feeling the immense sense of responsibility outside the Great Hall of the People. He had just been instated as a National People’s Deputy for Heilongjiang province. Oh and you’ll be forgiven for assuming I need to do something with my balding head. Fast!
Finally, at the north end of Tian’anmen Sqaure is Qianmen or Front Gate, this is situated to the back of Mao’s Mausoleum.
Apart from the dull weather Pickles had a wail of a time today, and has decided to improve on his past antics and seeks a life of wholesome personal development. His next stop on his journey of self-realisation is the Nederlands.
Pickles is coming your way safe and sound soon Yasmina!
The question for all is: - where will Pickles be going on his journey next? If you fancy dancing with insanity, sorry Pickles, then pass your address onto Yasmina in a private message, or request her email. |
Last edited by HarunKennedy on Dec 08, 2004 - 01:24 AM; edited 1 time in total
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Posted: May 03, 2004 - 06:12 PM
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A long way to the 7th Level
Joined: Aug 18, 2003
Posts: 56
Location: Lisbon
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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PICKLES!!
How would you like to come and meet me in Portugal, I'll show you around, then I'll take you too Spain, then Colombia, there we can go to Ecuador and Venezuela, we can then do a short stop on Miami, back to Portugal and then hopefully I'll take you to Poland to 
What do you say? Wanna come?
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Posted: May 23, 2004 - 01:35 PM
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pickles came to the netherlands to visit his cousin, robico. here are their photos of their adventures in the dutch countryside.
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Posted: May 23, 2004 - 01:43 PM
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and apparently, pickles had been eating nothing but strange exotic chinese dishes whilst staying with harun. things like chicken feet, ducks tongues, beef intestines, etc, so pickles was quite desperate for some pizza or burger or fish n chips.
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Posted: May 24, 2004 - 06:30 PM
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Jiwa Dancer
Joined: Aug 26, 2003
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Location: Seattle WA
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Dear Yasmina,
Thanks so much for having Pickles around for a visit, Its nice to see hes is being well taken care of and its always nice when family can get together. Although Ive heard Pickles can get a little rowdy with his cousin I hope he wasnt any trouble.
I do believe he is on his way to Vitor in Columbia now.Does his trip end there with Vitor? Will any other brave person take this monkey on?
Bella |
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Posted: May 30, 2004 - 04:38 PM
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A long way to the 7th Level
Joined: Aug 18, 2003
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Location: Lisbon
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Yes. I'm already organizing a welcoming commitee for picles... oooof it's killing me!!
He will be most welcomed here I'm sure!! |
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Posted: Jun 14, 2004 - 10:05 AM
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Jiwa Walker
Joined: Jul 21, 2003
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Location: Lisbon, Portugal
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| Hey Pickles! Come back to Portugal with Vitor and then we´ll take u to Poland! Woo-hoo! And perhaps the British Congress afterwards? |
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Posted: Jun 16, 2004 - 06:46 PM
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A long way to the 7th Level
Joined: Aug 18, 2003
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Location: Lisbon
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I'll leave in no time and Picles hasn't arrived yet!!!
The band is ready for his arrival!! Will he be here on time Yasmina? |
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Posted: Jun 17, 2004 - 11:51 AM
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Location: netherlands
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yessssssssssss vitor he is on his way .................
robico didn't want to let him go so i am sending robico to portugal as well, to my sister ... |
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Posted: Jun 30, 2004 - 02:32 PM
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Jiwa Walker
Joined: Aug 21, 2002
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| I love the postcards!! Vitor, did he make it in time to go to Colombia with you?!?! |
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Posted: Jul 03, 2004 - 04:24 AM
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Jiwa Dancer
Joined: Aug 26, 2003
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Location: Seattle WA
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I think Pickles is off with someone else. Has anyone seen my old friend?
Bella |
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